-> Wonder why the word “Funeral” starts with FUN?

-> Why isn’t a Fireman called a Waterman?

-> How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?

-> If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?

-> If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

-> How do you get off a non-> stop Flight?

-> Why are goods sent by Ship called CARGO, and those sent by Truck SHIPMENT?

-> Why do we put cups in the “Dishwasher” and the dishes in the “Cupboard”?

-> Why do doctors “Practice” medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?

-> Why is it called “Rush Hour” when traffic moves at its slowest then?

-> How come Noses run and Feet smell?

-> Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?

-> What are you vacating when you go on a “Vacation”?